Monday, April 13, 2015

Reach Out and Touch Someone

" A magical and revolutionary device at an unbelievable price"

 In my quest to generate the best reviews that I can, I came across a product that compelled me to "re-think possible". I honestly don't think"sexting" will ever be the same! What is this "Solution for a Small Planet" ?  I am speaking  of course about the blue Motion Long Distance Couples Vibrator by OhMiBod. It's a tech enabled remote wireless vibrator controlled by Blue-Tooth connection to your smart phone ( with an app for both the iPhone and Android.). It allows a user to control the device from afar-- twenty-six feet if you're using the Blue Tooth connection and anywhere in the world via WI-Fi.  The vibrator comes with pre-set vibrational patterns, but you can also tap and record new patterns, record audio,and direct the toy to vibrate  to the rhythm of pre-selected music. Instead of using a remote, you control the vibrator by moving your hand around your touch screen phone.. Would you like to see the device in action? Of course you would!  Here's a (tasteful) video!

Once the device is purchased, the code for it can be shared with anyone you choose, anywhere in the world. As long as they have downloaded the app, the device will work.This could be a valuable  item that would allow  many couples who are separated for long periods of time to remain connected. Examples would be people in the military or people in prison. The price is $129.00 which seems like a steal if it saves your marriage.

" Go Places. Google Things"

Now,"making it all make sense". Enough of the  chatter about the latest technology. Let's go antiquing!On Sunday,April 19, 2015, I will be attending the Docent Tour at the Good Vibrations Antique Vibrator Museum. The tour is led by  Curator Dr. Carol Queen.The vibrators in the collection date from the late 1800's to the 1970's. The event is free and although the Museum is open daily,the tour with Dr. Queen only occurs once a month and space must be reserved prior to attending. You can get more information on tickets here. (Let's be clear, the only reason that I am going to an event at Good Vibrations is for all of YOU. I generally don't spend time at places like these and the only reason that I have a frequent buyer discount card from their store is because they have the best moisturizer and my skin is very sensitive! So, get off my back! And, don't call me defensive! Whoosah...) Okay, I'm better now. At present, you should  have all the information that you need to visit the Good Vibrations Antique Vibrator Museum. Or, if  antiques are not your thing and you prefer state of the art technology," Sprint" on down to your local Good Vibrations store  and pick up the "OhmiBod Long Distance Couples Vibrator." You can also " let your fingers do the walking" and find one online. I  hope that you enjoy this new way of  "Mobilizing Your World!".

Can you hear me now,

Ms. Brown

By the way, stay tuned for my next review Killer Heels!


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Anonymous said...

You warned us!!!Good article.. FG

Remy Jean said...

Have to keep it interesting. :)

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